The Ministry of Defence has staffed a desk to deal with UFO reports for the last fifty years – the real-life X-Files.
It’s now been closed, because it has not “revealed any evidence of a potential threat to the United Kingdom”.
I suppose that means we can expect the invasion by Christmas.
Courtesy of Warren Ellis, the first item relating to the previous blog post, herewith known as “the pattern”.
For your consideration: the Daily Telegraph is reporting a British policeman had a close encounter of the third kind at a crop circle near the standing stones at Avebury in Wiltshire. His description of the figures he observed – more than six feet tall with blonde hair – is of a recurring type which UFO watchers have christened “Nordics”.
The police officer said: “They ran faster than any man I have ever seen. I’m no slouch but they were moving so fast. I looked away for a second and when I looked back they were gone.
”I then got scared. The noise was still around but I got an uneasy feeling and headed for the car. For the rest of the day I had a pounding headache I couldn’t shift.”
So: crop circles, aliens and standing stones – that ticks three boxes all at once. More to come…