Dolphins Are People Too “Dolphins have been declared the world’s second most intelligent creatures after humans, with scientists suggesting they are so bright that they should be treated as “non-human persons”.” About time, too. They can perform quite complex tasks effectively. Unlike Hoon and Hewitt.
They’d probably make much better MPs as well. Even if they just ate fish all day, at least their expense claims would be easier to deal with. Reply
I believe most animals, if given the chance, will display high levels of intelligence. If we weren’t all too busy eating them, abusing them or generally treating them like shit, perhaps this would be more obvious to the average dolt. Reply
Ha! Very true
They’d probably make much better MPs as well. Even if they just ate fish all day, at least their expense claims would be easier to deal with.
And far more believable ;p
And the sound of Prime Minister’s Questions would be a lot more soothing.
I believe most animals, if given the chance, will display high levels of intelligence. If we weren’t all too busy eating them, abusing them or generally treating them like shit, perhaps this would be more obvious to the average dolt.