Aren’t you sick of those author photos – nicely lit, the writer staring wistfully at camera, head rested on hand?
Here’s Keith Brooke.

Keith has just signed a deal with Solaris for his new science fiction novel, The Accord – full details here.
Oh, and nice rack, Keith…
I think he could do with a touch more rouge on those cheeks. But apart from that, a stunner.
I wonder if this could be a series of Authors In Drag? What do you say, Mark…? :-)
I look fabulous as it is… :D
Oh thanks, Mark. Believe it or not, there’s an even scarier picture than that: taken several hours later, when I’d changed back into civvies and taken the wig off… and forgotten that I was still wearing make-up. I couldn’t for the life of me work out why people were staring at me when I wandered round the local shop, until one of my friends pointed out that I was still made up and looked thoroughly freaky.
but you are overdue for a new publicity pic ….