• Five Things You Really, Really Didn’t Want To Know

    by  • February 8, 2007 • Miscellaneous • 0 Comments

    I have been “tagged” by Sarah Pinborough over at www.sarahpinborough.com to reveal five things people are unlikely to know about me. As I have been forced to move my growing collection of skeletons out of the closet and into their own rambling house, I’m not really short of potential topics. But having decided to rule out anything that would alert international law enforcement agencies or stories concerning old acquaintances who may feel obliged to engage the services of My Learned Friends, I opted for the following milder revelations:

    1) I used to play bass in the revolutionary and rightly unremembered Midlands band, Symbols of Malice. We split up after I had an affair with the lead singer who was the unrequited object of affection for the guitarist. She went off to be (briefly) a stripper. He went off to be a hairdresser. I went off to believe, yes, rock and roll is indeed the best business in the world.

    2) I had a six-month course of anti-rabies injections after being bitten by a wild dog in the South of France. The biggest needle you have ever seen in your life, in the gluteus maximus, once a week. It was the only suspected case ever to happen in my area and the vaccine had to be shipped in specially. And to add insult to my injury, my local paper decided this was worthy of front page coverage so I had to endure six months of people stopping me in the street to ask, ‘How’s your arse?’

    3) I have a Harry Potter-esque jagged scar on my forehead and another more severe one on the side of my head. The first came from a fight when an opponent decided to bludgeon me into submission with a rock. The second came when, in a drunken stupor, I attempted to break into a club that had refused me admission. Not big, or clever, but in my defence I was very, very drunk. And young. And stupid. But clearly I do have an extremely thick head.

    4) I have saved the life of two people and watched one person die.

    5) I was severely beaten up by racist thugs outside Leeds United football ground while leafletting for the Anti-Nazi League. Rather than deter me, it set me up for a lifetime believing that you fight for what you stand for or the other side wins.

    The rules of the game say I now have to tag others so James Barclay, Chaz Brenchley and Leah Moore, you are ‘it’. Check out their blogs to see what they have to say.

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    0 Responses to Five Things You Really, Really Didn’t Want To Know

    1. February 8, 2007 at 2:39 pm

      Booze, birds and brawls…Jim Morrison would be proud of you ;-)

    2. February 8, 2007 at 3:16 pm

      That was the old days before I gave it up for the monastic life of a scribe.

    3. February 8, 2007 at 7:08 pm

      You attempted to break into a club… using only your head?

    4. February 8, 2007 at 7:11 pm

      The head was the first thing to hit the ground when I fell off a wall. Good job it wasn’t anything valuable.

    5. TheJovialGnome
      February 8, 2007 at 7:14 pm

      Quite a lot of brawls, remind me never to upset you! Anyway, how IS your arse?!

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